Two scouts talking one with small backpack

1 - I'll be parachuting into the Philippine Islands.  Will this work?
2 - This is our finest, top-of-the-line chute, guaranteed to work.
1 - What's this other cord for?
2 - The backup chute, just in case.
1 - What if it fales, too?
2 - come back in, we'll give you another chute.  No charge!
 

Oh-Wa-Ta-Goo-Siam

A guru with a turban on his head comes out and sits down in the middle of the stage.  Members of the
audience are solicited to help bring back the acient spirits who once inhabited the area.  All are asked to
kneel and with arms out-stretched, they are told to repeat the magic phase after the guru.  When ever this
phrase brings enlightenment, they may return to their seats in the audience.  All sit kneeling near the
guru repeating the guru's actions and words.  The guru moves his arms and chants  "Oh ... Wa ... Ta...
Goo ... Siam..."  all cant with him.  Keep it up for a long while increasing the speed of the saying.
Eventually eveyone catches onto the fact that they are really saying "Oh, what a goose I am"